future accountant dane in his office

It's good to see you again this year. It's hard to believe another tax season has rolled around already.

Hmm... your file has to be here somewhere.

Let's see if I can remember how to turn on this new calculator my staff bought for me.

Do you really expect me to believe that your honeymoon trip to Hawaii was a business trip?

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I hardly know how to say this... but I think you're bankrupt.

Of course I think I'm worth $250 an hour. I have a family to support, you know.

I want you to level with me... what exactly is you marital status? And whose children are they?

I don't feel it's fair for you to blame me for the fact that you owe $50,000 in income taxes

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What, you're not going to pay my bill?